EAST AUSTIN WAS IN AN UPROAR WHEN THE TEXAS BIENNIAL DECIDED TO TAKE OVER 5 EAST AUSTIN GALLERY SPACES LEAVING NO PARKING SPOTS FOR THE EAST SIDE RESIDENTS. A FRIEND OF THE CURATOR WHO GOES BY THE NAME DENISE RODMAN A FORMER PROFESSIONAL BASKETT BALL PLAYER WAS QUOTED AT SAYING” HE GONNA COME DOWNT TO AUSTIN FROM LOS ANGELES AND RECK SHOP MICHEAL DUNKIN STYLE, JUST LIKE THAT TIME I MADE A SLAM DUNK OFF MY KNEE.”
click on the clip below to see Dennis Rodman make that very slam DUNK OFF his knee.
Micheal Duncan was hired by the texas biennial organization to conduct an art survey on Texas contemporary art based on the entries that were submitted by texas artist. Each artist paid $15 dollars to be survied by duncan.
Two Picasso paintings stolen in Switzerland
Feb 8 08:00 AM US/Eastern
Two paintings by Pablo Picasso worth nearly five million Swiss francs (4.5 million dollars, 3.1 million euros) have been stolen from a museum in eastern Switzerland, police sources said on Friday.
The two oil paintings, “Tete de Cheval” from 1962 and “Verre et pichet” from 1944, were stolen on Wednesday evening from a cultural centre in the eastern town of Pfaeffikon, police said.
FIRST PUSH PLAY ON THE YOUTUBE MUSIC PLAYER. WHILE LISTENING TO LA BAMBA SCROLL DOWN AND READ MY NEWS REPORT ON THE RICH.
HERES A LITTLE BIT OF A RATTLESNAKE.
An 18-year-old has secretly painted a 60ft drawing of a phallus on the roof of his parents’ £1million mansion in Berkshire. Using a roller and house paint quency muncaster painted the phallus while his parents left to go to the grocery store. With no look he executed the 60ft drawing in 15 minutes with out being able to stand back and get an ideal of what he was drawing. It Has been there for a year now states quency munster. His parents only just recently found out after a police helicopter landed onto the property fining the parents for indeceint exposure. They say he’ll have to scrub it off when he gets back from traveling in Araq.
This is REPORTER Bubb RUBB SIGNING OFF WITH ANOTHER EDITION OF “NOT MY RICHIE”
US here at channel 40 search high and wide for the JUN FAN disciples of JEET KUN DO STYLE, fittest and toughest employees of the planet. Our most recent employee yields all the way from bangleedesh.
“WHO WENT OVER YOU?” starring NEWS REPORTER CORRISPONDENT SPATCHULA.
MATTHEW RODRIGUEZ TEMPORARY INSTALLATION AT THE SPIDERS HOUSES UNITED STATES ART AUTHORITY ONLY LASTED ONE NIGHT. The City of Austin confinscated the installation saying ” the installation was blocking a side walks right of zone and Matthew Rodriguez never had permission to be dragging nasty ole Graffiti Tagged beds onto the property”.
Rodriguez was unavailble for questoning and the street corner is back to its DOMESTICATED state.
BEFORE DOMESTICATION
AFTER DOMESTICATION
This is Puppet reporter SPATCHULA signing off with the edition “who went over you?”
