Another numerical phenomenon came with all of the promises of the Apocalypse and the only thing special that transpired was that I, SugarBricks, invented some smashing sort of South Western Corn Chowder. Just tasty delicious soup right? End of the world averted, right?
Wrong.
Call Dairy Queen and quit. Tell ‘em you can’t work your shift or any other shift for that matter because the shit is going down. All is trivial in the eyes of the Apocalypse and it, Sir, is near.
I’d give you the recipe, to the Soup, not to the Apocalypse, but I’ve already called Dairy Queen and cancelled all my shifts and begun building a bunker to hide from the Death Dogbot but please feel free to exchange recipes and culinary tips amongst yourselves in the comments section.
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that robot wreaks of the apoclispe!
Always fry egg in Bacon Grease or Butter.
butter and grease are givens, let’s dig deeper.
maui style, runny eggs with a icecream scoop of rice and a side of spam. damn.
mulligan stew anyone?
King’s Sammich (Tha Elvis)
Ingredients:
3 tablespoons of softened Butter
8 slices Iron Kids bread
1/2 cup of the smoothest peanut butter
1 big ass banana, ripe, samurai sliced
1/4 cup Tupelo honey
13 slices bacon, cooked, damn near burnt
Directions:
Spread that butter on a side of each slice of your bread. On them other sides of half of the slices spread that peanut butter. Place samurai’d banana slices on top of smooth peanut butter. Drizzle your honey over them bananas. Place 3 slices of that greasy bacon on top of the banana, then place the remaining buttered bread slices on top, butter-side-out.
Place sammiches on a hot hotplate or a preferred pre heated cast iron skillet. Flip ‘em over when they’s crispy and golden brown. When both sides of them sammiches been brownt, plate up fool. Slice in half, triangle style, and consume. This recipe is for Four people or one hungry bastard, and that extra slice of bacon is because you know gonna eat a slice when nobody’s lookin.