
Park Police to Step Up Patrols on Greenbelt
Thursday, 29 Apr 2010,
Austin Police are going to be out along the Barton Creek greenbelt over the next few weeks strictly enforcing the law. Austin Police Park Officers have responded to numerous citizen complaints about excessive alcohol consumption, illegal drug use, Loud Beat boxing, Break Dancing,Graffiti and unleashed dogs running amuck at the greenbelt.
Police say they want to remind citizens that it’s illegal to enter Barton Creek greenbelt with alcoholic beverages, glass containers and unleashed dogs.
The complaints have prompted the park officers to patrol the area over the next few weeks to remind those that visit the greenbelt to use the park responsibly. Or else they will be paying some
Hefty fines Hitting them in their pocket books to teach them a valuable lesson.
“I’ll be giving out tickets when i catch you breaking the law down there. Just cause its the green belt
.The Woods doesnt mean you can be Tarzan and run around down here drinking, spray painting on things, breaking glass, with your dog running wild off a leash“, replied Officer Rick Jefferson.
“What? Where else can you drink outta paper bag and fly my kite at the same time? Try doing that under the overpass and your kite gonna get caught on a car; that’s dangerous, that’s socially irresponsible,” explains Razzle Raw, the self proclaimed King of Zilker, “say, why they call it the greenbelt? Does it hold the Park’s pants up?”
This is Telewebstations Circus Gold Reporter Big Rig Reporting from you live At the Green Belt bringing you the breaking lastest greatest news from the parks violators and police.
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