As the NBA Finals begin tonight, Game 1, between the Orlando Magic and the Los Angeles Lakers, I want everyone to keep an eye on the Venomous Villain lurking on the hardwood:

Kobe Bryant’s Elbows!!!

Physically speaking they are easy to follow as they are attached to Kobe himself, but they are out of his control!

Or are they?

Like that Movie, “The Hand”, starring Michael Caine:

The story of an Artist who loses his hand in a car accident only to later have black outs, during which he murders all kinds of folks, but later you can’t tell if its him, or the Hand….

Is Kobe Controlling the Elbows, or are the Elbows controlling Kobe? Are the elbows responsible for that mess in Denver a Few Years back? Or was it another piece of his anatomy? You know the ‘Mess’ that causes his wife to go everywhere with him now, even to the can. Does she know about the elbows?